Xueyi's jokes. ©

I HAVE TO BLOG ABOUT TODAY.

Such a gay day without Viel mahn! Its so QUIET and always got ANGEL passby. *if u get what i mean*

Stephyii sit with me, then Xueyi sit with Miraa. Anyways, now they have know that HOW me and xueyi lanci around, playing around, bitchy around. ;) GAY-NESS.

As my title now, its about Xueyi's jokes. He told us around 3 jokes. Which make me and Stephyii laugh like shit. ;DD

1st,

“有一个房间，里面有一个死人，第一个华人进去，然后他出来讲很臭。第二个，美国人，他进去然后也是讲很臭，然后出来。第三个，Teacher Shanti 进去，然后死人走出来讲很臭。”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! LMFAO at the TEACHER SHANTI PART!

2nd,

“有三个病人，他们分别在三个房间。医生给他们一人一个兔子，然后第一个病人坐在兔子上面喊“80km！ 80km！”医生讲他没有救了，然后第二个病人，他也是坐在兔子上，然后喊“120km！120km！”医生也是认为他没有救了。到了第三个病人，这个病人在摸着那只兔子，然后医生认为他还有救，结果这个病人突然坐到兔子上喊：“WALAO EH! Start liao 没有叫我？！”

3rd,

“有一个神仙和三个灵魂，神仙说他们每个人必须都问他一个问题，如果神仙答错了，他们就有上天堂的机会。第一个，他是个数学天才，他问了一道数学问题，结果神仙答对了，他也就下地狱了。第二个灵魂，他是个科学天才，他问了科学问题，可是神仙也答对了，所以他也下了地狱。到了第三个灵魂，他要神仙变出一个椅子，然后他在上面插了很多洞，然后他坐下去，放了个屁。他问了神仙“我的屁是从哪一个洞出来的？”神仙答了“椅子洞。”灵魂又说了：“错！答案是屁股洞！”结果，第三个灵魂也就理所当然的上了天堂。”

EPICNESSS! Me and Stephyii laugh like shit mahn! Just like lastyear, Xueyi always have those awesome funny jokes! Shit mahnn! xDDD

I know i shouldnot be blogging, but seriously, this thing is so GAY. I have to blog mahn! In case i forgot about it. AND YEAHHHH!

SHAROOONNN! HAHAHAHHAA! Im being a RETARD for message her like so DUMBASS mahn! HAHAHAHAHAH! Cause she dont know my number! :p

 Copyrighted ahh, if not Xueyi will BITE you. (:

And i found this in facebook. Click the link to see the picture, and pulease READ through it!

CLICK HERE!!

Again, HIATUS. -3-

OUOUOU! Cant wait for tomorrow mahnnn! Having lunch with TanahAir's buddies! (Y) WOHHHH!

- Sayonaraaaaa!